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The Simpson's
Online

"Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead."


Is it me or is the Simpsons becoming a hardcore porn show?
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File Name: Description: Size:
Abraham_bitch.mov Abraham Simpson: Oh, bitch bitch bitch. 36K
Am_I_Turning_You_On.wav Homer: Am I turning you on? 14K
Aww_Crap.wav Homer: Aww Crap 10K
bargain.wav Homer: Brain...just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer. Brain: It's a deal! 104K
Chili_Willy.wav Barney: We want Chilly Willy, We want Chilly Willy 28K
computers_can_do_that.wav Homer: Huh! Computers can do that 16K
Computers_starting.wav Homer: Can't talk now, the computer's starting 16K
crookedcops.wav Homer: One day honest citizens are going to stand up to you crooked cops. 90K
donuts.wav Homer: Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? 44K
drnick.wav Dr.Nick: Hi everybody! Hi Dr. Nick! 38K
Emergency_donut.wav Homer: Dear Homer, I owe you one emergency donut, signed Homer. Bastard! He's always one step ahead! 36K
girls_of_the_internet.wav Homer: The girls of the internet, ooh I'd get online with them any day! 34K
HeHe.wav Homer: (laughing) 6K
hs_chris.wav Homer: now I know I'm not the best Christian. In fact, when you're up there blah blah blahing... 24K
hs_gocrazy.wav Homer: All I need is a title. I was thinking along the lines of no TV and no beer make Homer something something. 40K
hs_meow.wav Homer: I know you can read my thoughts boy. Meow meow meow meow... 32K
m64slice.wav Homer: Mmmm, 64 slices of American cheese 50K
Me_lose_brain.wav Homer: Me lose brain? Uh oh. 18K
mfreegoo.wav Homer: Mmmm, free goo 24K
mhogfat.wav Homer: Mmmm, hog fat 26K
mm_invisible_cola.wav Homer: Mmmm, invisible cola 34K
Mmmm_Burger.wav Homer: Mmmm, burger 16K
Mmmm_Chicken.wav Homer: Mmmm, chicken 30K
Mmmm_forbidden_donut.wav Homer: Mmmm, forbidden donut 44K
Mmmm_Organized_Crime.wav Homer: Mmmm, organized crime 30K
Nacho_Man.wav Homer: Nacho nacho man. I want to be a nacho man. 56K
nerdparl.wav Homer: Well, if it isn't the wiener patrol boning up on his nerd lessons. 74K
nvrtry.wav Homer: You tried your best and failed miserably, the lesson is: never try. 158K
porno.wav Homer: ...It's a pornography store, I was buying pornography. 90K
pudding.wav Homer: Ahh! Oh no, my pudding... 52K
regular_walkin.wav Old guy: This sidewalk's for regular walkin' not your fancy walkin' 42K
shutupbr.wav Homer: Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a q-tip 16K
Stop_Doing_Stupid_Things.wav Homer: if you're going to get mad at me every time I do something stupid...I'll stop doing stupid things. 50K
wallet.wav Criminal: Wallet inspector...That's not the wallet inspector 80K
 


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Last Updated: Nov 10, 1999

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