"Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead."
 Is it me or is the Simpsons becoming a hardcore porn show? |
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| File Name: | Description: | Size: |
| Abraham_bitch.mov | Abraham Simpson: Oh, bitch bitch bitch. | 36K |
| Am_I_Turning_You_On.wav | Homer: Am I turning you on? | 14K |
| Aww_Crap.wav | Homer: Aww Crap | 10K |
| bargain.wav | Homer: Brain...just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer. Brain: It's a deal! | 104K |
| Chili_Willy.wav | Barney: We want Chilly Willy, We want Chilly Willy | 28K |
| computers_can_do_that.wav | Homer: Huh! Computers can do that | 16K |
| Computers_starting.wav | Homer: Can't talk now, the computer's starting | 16K |
| crookedcops.wav | Homer: One day honest citizens are going to stand up to you crooked cops. | 90K |
| donuts.wav | Homer: Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? | 44K |
| drnick.wav | Dr.Nick: Hi everybody! Hi Dr. Nick! | 38K |
| Emergency_donut.wav | Homer: Dear Homer, I owe you one emergency donut, signed Homer. Bastard! He's always one step ahead! | 36K |
| girls_of_the_internet.wav | Homer: The girls of the internet, ooh I'd get online with them any day! | 34K |
| HeHe.wav | Homer: (laughing) | 6K |
| hs_chris.wav | Homer: now I know I'm not the best Christian. In fact, when you're up there blah blah blahing... | 24K |
| hs_gocrazy.wav | Homer: All I need is a title. I was thinking along the lines of no TV and no beer make Homer something something. | 40K |
| hs_meow.wav | Homer: I know you can read my thoughts boy. Meow meow meow meow... | 32K |
| m64slice.wav | Homer: Mmmm, 64 slices of American cheese | 50K |
| Me_lose_brain.wav | Homer: Me lose brain? Uh oh. | 18K |
| mfreegoo.wav | Homer: Mmmm, free goo | 24K |
| mhogfat.wav | Homer: Mmmm, hog fat | 26K |
| mm_invisible_cola.wav | Homer: Mmmm, invisible cola | 34K |
| Mmmm_Burger.wav | Homer: Mmmm, burger | 16K |
| Mmmm_Chicken.wav | Homer: Mmmm, chicken | 30K |
| Mmmm_forbidden_donut.wav | Homer: Mmmm, forbidden donut | 44K |
| Mmmm_Organized_Crime.wav | Homer: Mmmm, organized crime | 30K |
| Nacho_Man.wav | Homer: Nacho nacho man. I want to be a nacho man. | 56K |
| nerdparl.wav | Homer: Well, if it isn't the wiener patrol boning up on his nerd lessons. | 74K |
| nvrtry.wav | Homer: You tried your best and failed miserably, the lesson is: never try. | 158K |
| porno.wav | Homer: ...It's a pornography store, I was buying pornography. | 90K |
| pudding.wav | Homer: Ahh! Oh no, my pudding... | 52K |
| regular_walkin.wav | Old guy: This sidewalk's for regular walkin' not your fancy walkin' | 42K |
| shutupbr.wav | Homer: Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a q-tip | 16K |
| Stop_Doing_Stupid_Things.wav | Homer: if you're going to get mad at me every time I do something stupid...I'll stop doing stupid things. | 50K |
| wallet.wav | Criminal: Wallet inspector...That's not the wallet inspector | 80K |
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