Undocumented Error Codes

Recently the following undocumented Windows 95 error-codes were found.
Microsoft forgot to explain them in the manuals, so they will be spread via
the Internet:

WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger.

WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet.

WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file.

WinErr: 004 Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong.

WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused.

WinErr: 006 Malicious error - Desqview found on drive.

WinErr: 007 System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware.

WinErr: 008 Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments.

WinErr: 009 Horrible bug encountered - Only God knows what has happened.

WinErr: 00A Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full.

WinErr: 00B Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50MB.

WinErr: 00C Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More!...

WinErr: 00D Window closed - Do not look outside.

WinErr: 00E Window open - Do not look inside.

WinErr: 00F Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened.

WinErr: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our developers.

WinErr: 013 Unexpected error - Huh?

WinErr: 014 Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.

WinErr: 018 Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new one.
Old Windows licence is not valid anymore.

WinErr: 019 User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!

WinErr: 01A Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your
software. We are terribly sorry. (snicker)

WinErr: 01B Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time
you will get a penalty for that.

WinErr: 01C Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate.

WinErr: 01D System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.

WinErr: 01E Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait...

WinErr: 020 Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be lost.

WinErr: 042 Virus error - A virus has been activated in a DOS-box. The
virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and
the virus will be activated again.

WinErr: 079 Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please
click the left mouse button to continue.

WinErr: 103 Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Additional
errors may not be displayed or recorded.

WinErr: 678 This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another
game?

WinErr: 683 Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the
system to complete boot procedure.

WinErr: 815 Insufficient Memory - Only 50.312.583 Bytes available and

WinErr: 625 Working Error - The system has been working perfectly for the
past ten minutes. Please reboot.

WniErr: 902 Screen Error - The system is working perfectly, Windows is not
lying, your monitor is wrong

WinErr: 72a Crucial Halt - Hang on, WHAT was that?

WinErr: 72b Memory Error - What? Tell Windows again.

WinErr: 39c Disk Error in drive a: - Although your disk is in perfect
condition (Windows just formatted it), Windows didn't like it any more.

WinErr: 983 Hard Disk Error - The files on the hard disk were neatly
arranged and fully optimised, so Windows had to mess them up and put a
couple of hundred .TMP files all over the place.

WinErr: 294 BlackMail Error - Send $200 to Gates or your computer will get
so messed up it will never work again.

WinErr: 394 Memory Error - You have been attempting to run this on a Pentium
200 with 128 MB of RAM. That is not good enough.

WinErr: 872 Windows can't be bothered doing that.