Journey to SpaceStation MacOpSys.
You reached for the "Gun" button but accidentally pressed the "Cargo" button. You ignored the yellow package and listened to the computer. computer: "The gun is not available at this time. Please be sure that an alien has boarded your ship and is threatening to kill you. This weapon is too powerful to be waving around with no danger. If you are trying to attack a ship then you may want to try the laser." you: "glock glock gee nuyk nuyk ong" computer: "Self-destruct confirmed. Five seconds remaining until self-destruct. Weapons disarmed. Shields down. Ship integrity has been reduced to critical." you: "NO!" computer: "I'm sorry, this has been a practical joke created by the designer of Starship MacOpSys." <Press your browser's back button>