Journey to SpaceStation MacOpSys.
you: "That's an interesting hat you have on." man: "Oh...that...that's just a piece of lettuce, I was making a salad yeterday and must have forgot about it. Wait a minute...I was at a meeting yesterday with the president! So that's why he was laughing at me!" you: "Ha ha! LOSER!" man: "My mommy doesn't like when people call me that." <Press your browser's back button>