Journey to SpaceStation MacOpSys.
computer: "Laser fired, the ship's shields have been disabled." you: "Maybe the ship will explode if I fire one more time." computer: "That information is unavailable." you: "I wasn't talking to you." computer: "I'm sorry Captain, there is nobody else on the ship. I suggest that you seek professional help for your imaginary friend problem." you: "That's not funny, no really it's not." computer: "Self-destruct activated." you: "That's not funny either, please refrain from talking." Laser | Travel | Transport | Communications | Look to back