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Man vs. Mac*

Processor: Brain Speed: .000001 MHz RAM: 6 bytes VRAM: 3000 MB Hard drive: 45 GB

Processor: G3 Speed: 300 MHz RAM: 32 MB VRAM: 4 MB Hard drive: 4 GB

* Human values may be approximated. Speed and RAM are based on testing the brain against the G3 with complex mathematical operations.

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	Here is my opinion on how the G4 should look. This computer will be similar to Apple's flat panel display except for a slight bump on the bottom where the computer is. The DVD-RAM drive is on the side since the computer isn't thick enough to fit a disc in the front.
With the G5 Apple will again go back to the two piece design. There is the standard "ufo" computer with SMD drive (Super Mini Disk). Plus a cord runs from this to the HMU display (Holographic Monitor Unit).

 

MacOpSys Online Internet Games:

Play the official MacOpSys Online video game! Journey to SpaceStation MacOpSys It's the self-promoting online comedy space adventure game!

Try out the Mac OS 8.5 Simulator! Mac OS 8.5 Simulator v0.22 It's the online operating system simulation comedy game!

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Should you trust those website tune-up sites?

SiteInspector had better luck. It didn't have any problem giving itself a 5 out of 5 rating and an award for such a great job.

Why is every Microsoft product generic? First of all, Microsoft is just short for Microcomputer Software. Windows is an OS with windows which is where it got its name. Other generic products include Internet Explorer, Flight Simulator, Golf, Office, Word, and Money. It's only a matter of time before Microsoft Corridor Shooter or Microsoft Graphic Adventure come out. Apple products, on the other hand, have imaginative names. These include cool apple references such as: Apple (don't ask how this is related to apples), Macintosh (McIntosh apples), and Newton (he was hit on the head with an apple).

Updated 2/15/00: Ok in the past year I've added almost nothing. New pic of me though.

Updated 6/3/99: Yeah, so it's been 3 months. This website is so cool it doesn't need improvements. But I found some stuff that wasn't perfect so I fixed it up a bit.

New 3/5/99: Man vs. Mac. Who has more power?

New 2/6/99: New joke on Wintel Jokes page!! Apple and Microsoft engineers ride a train.

New 1/28/99: Mac MailBag page. Real letters from real people with my actual response.