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Graphic Jokes Bill Borg: Bill Gates as the Borg (from Star Trek:TNG). He's got all the borg implants intact too. Death by Mac: Uh oh, Mr. Gates. You don't have a head anymore! Toilet Paper: Finally, a use for Microsoft.
Text Jokes Apple and Microsoft Engineers ride a train: What happens when Apple and Microsoft engineers ride a train together? Computer Quotes: Quotes from people about the early computers. Includes an interesting quote by Bill Gates. Data Windows compatible: What if Data from Star Trek:TNG was Windows 95 compatible? Find out here. Gates and GM: Jokes by General Motors about a comment made by Bill Gates. Take that Bill Gates! Gates Death: The story of Bill Gates' death. Hell isn't all it's cracked up to be. Gates end of world: The story of the end of the world. Three influential men are beamed up by God which are Bill Gates, Bill Clinton, and Boris Yeltsin. Microsoft TV dinner: An instruction manual on how to make a Microsoft TV dinner using PC and Mac ovens. Dr. Seuss manual: A computer technical manual written in the style of Dr. Seuss. It doesn't bash Microsoft but it's funny! Southern computer terms: A list of what those strange computer terms like modem, keyboard, and hacker mean in the south. Again, it doesn't bash Microsoft but it's funny. Top Ten: The top ten things that people think the 95 stands for in Windows 95. Windows 95 definition: The definition of Windows 95 in Webster's dictionary.
Computer Slogans Top Mac Slogans: Break out of Thinking Jail! Close the Windows. Macs. They shatter windows. Get Mac. It Pays. We don't do windows. Top Windows Slogans: You'll buy it because we say so. Pay cash for a crash. Windows. You'll see right through us. Windows. Resistance is futile.
More Text Jokes If Operating Systems drove your car
Wintel Jokes
Jesse Langanki
If Operating Systems were beer.
Questions and answers about Intel.
Microsoft's new keyboard.
Top ten reasons Gates would run for President
Top ten Intel excuses
Top ten Intel slogans for the Pentium 2
Why IBMs are better than Macs
Why Windows is NOT a virus
Bill Gates quotes
The Borg versus Microsoft
Undocumented error codes
